:root {
  --paper: #f4efe4;
  --paper-deep: #e7ddcb;
  --white: #fffdf7;
  --ink: #171713;
  --muted: #655f54;
  --red: #e84b4f;
  --red-dark: #bd3038;
  --yellow: #f4d84a;
  --blue: #3769d6;
  --line: 2px solid var(--ink);
  --max: 1240px;
}

*, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; }
html { scroll-behavior: smooth; background: var(--paper); }
body {
  margin: 0;
  overflow-x: hidden;
  color: var(--ink);
  background-color: var(--paper);
  background-image: radial-gradient(rgba(23,23,19,.07) .7px, transparent .7px);
  background-size: 5px 5px;
  font-family: Inter, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", sans-serif;
  line-height: 1.5;
}
a { color: inherit; }
button, a { -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; }
button { font: inherit; color: inherit; }
:focus-visible { outline: 3px solid var(--blue); outline-offset: 4px; }
.skip-link { position: fixed; top: 8px; left: 8px; z-index: 999; padding: 10px 14px; background: var(--ink); color: white; transform: translateY(-160%); }
.skip-link:focus { transform: translateY(0); }

.site-header {
  width: min(var(--max), calc(100% - 36px));
  min-height: 76px;
  margin: 0 auto;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1fr auto 1fr;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 24px;
  border-bottom: var(--line);
}
.wordmark { font: 900 30px/1 Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; letter-spacing: -1.7px; text-decoration: none; }
.wordmark span { color: var(--red); }
.edition { margin: 0; font: 800 10px/1 ui-monospace, SFMono-Regular, Consolas, monospace; letter-spacing: .15em; }
nav { display: flex; justify-content: flex-end; align-items: center; gap: 22px; }
nav a { min-height: 44px; display: inline-flex; align-items: center; font-size: 13px; font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none; }
.nav-cta { padding: 8px 15px; border: var(--line); border-radius: 999px; background: var(--red); color: white; box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink); }

.hero {
  width: min(var(--max), calc(100% - 36px));
  min-height: min(780px, calc(100vh - 76px));
  margin: 0 auto;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1.25fr) minmax(340px, .75fr);
  align-items: center;
  gap: clamp(42px, 7vw, 100px);
  padding: 58px 2vw 68px;
}
.stamp { display: inline-block; width: fit-content; margin: 0 0 24px; padding: 7px 10px; border: 2px solid var(--red-dark); color: var(--red-dark); font: 900 11px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .1em; transform: rotate(-1.5deg); }
.hero h1, h2 { font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: -.055em; }
.hero h1 { margin: 0; font-size: clamp(64px, 9vw, 128px); line-height: .79; }
.hero h1 em { position: relative; color: var(--red); font-style: normal; }
.worse-word, .worse-final, .hero-period { display: inline-block; }
.worse-word { position: relative; transform-origin: 12% 82%; }
.worse-echo { position: absolute; inset: 0; display: inline-block; opacity: 0; pointer-events: none; white-space: nowrap; }
.worse-echo-one, .worse-echo-three { color: var(--ink); }
.worse-echo-two, .worse-echo-four { color: var(--red); }
.hero h1 em::after { content: ""; position: absolute; left: 0; right: -5%; bottom: -9px; height: 12px; border-top: 4px solid var(--red); border-radius: 50%; transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.hero-deck { max-width: 690px; margin: 24px 0 24px; font-size: clamp(17px, 2vw, 21px); line-height: 1.55; }
.hero-actions { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: 20px; }
.button { min-height: 50px; display: inline-flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 12px; padding: 12px 20px; border: var(--line); border-radius: 999px; font-weight: 900; text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; }
.button-primary { background: var(--red); color: white; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--ink); }
.button-primary:hover { transform: translate(-2px,-2px); box-shadow: 7px 7px 0 var(--ink); }
.button-secondary { background: var(--white); box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink); }
.button-dark { background: var(--ink); color: white; }
.button-large { min-height: 62px; padding-inline: 28px; font-size: 18px; }
.text-link { min-height: 44px; display: inline-flex; align-items: center; font-weight: 850; text-underline-offset: 4px; }
.microcopy { margin: 20px 0 0; color: var(--muted); font: 11px/1.4 ui-monospace, monospace; }

.complaint-machine { position: relative; min-height: 430px; display: flex; flex-direction: column; padding: 38px 34px 30px; border: var(--line); background: var(--white); box-shadow: 10px 10px 0 var(--ink); transform: rotate(1.25deg); transform-origin: 50% -20px; transition: transform 240ms ease, box-shadow 240ms ease; }
.complaint-machine:hover, .complaint-machine:focus-within { transform: translateY(-7px) rotate(-.35deg); box-shadow: 15px 17px 0 var(--ink); }
.complaint-machine::before { content: "PRIVATE EXAMPLE"; position: absolute; right: -25px; bottom: 75px; padding: 7px 12px; border: 2px solid var(--red); color: var(--red); font: 900 10px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .12em; transform: rotate(-90deg); }
.tape { position: absolute; top: -20px; left: 50%; width: 130px; height: 42px; background: rgba(244,216,74,.82); transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(-3deg); transform-origin: 18% 50%; transition: transform 240ms ease; }
.complaint-machine:hover .tape, .complaint-machine:focus-within .tape { transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(1.5deg) translateY(-2px); }
.machine-label { margin: 0; padding-bottom: 16px; border-bottom: 1.5px dashed var(--ink); font: 900 11px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .1em; }
.complaint-machine blockquote { margin: auto 0; font: 900 clamp(31px, 4vw, 49px)/1.02 Georgia, serif; letter-spacing: -.04em; }
.quote-source { margin: 0; color: var(--muted); font: 11px/1.4 ui-monospace, monospace; }
.quote-controls { display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: space-between; margin-top: 20px; padding-top: 16px; border-top: 1.5px dashed var(--ink); }
.quote-controls button { width: 44px; height: 44px; border: 1.5px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 50%; background: var(--paper); cursor: pointer; }
.quote-controls span { font: 800 11px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; }

.ticker { display: flex; width: max-content; border-block: var(--line); background: var(--yellow); overflow: hidden; font: 900 clamp(25px, 4vw, 48px)/1 Georgia, serif; white-space: nowrap; }
.ticker span { padding: 15px 0; }

.desk-section, .app-preview, .accident-interlude, .feature-section, .pricing-section, .faq-section, .quote-wall, .privacy-section, .safety-section { width: min(var(--max), calc(100% - 36px)); margin: 0 auto; }
.desk-section { display: grid; grid-template-columns: .75fr 1.25fr; gap: clamp(32px,5vw,70px); padding: 82px 0 88px; }
.section-heading h2, .pricing-heading h2, .privacy-copy h2, .final-cta h2, .safety-section h2 { margin: 0; font-size: clamp(44px,6vw,84px); line-height: .93; }
.section-heading > p:last-child, .pricing-copy > p:last-child { max-width: 480px; color: var(--muted); font-size: 17px; }
.kicker { margin: 0 0 18px; color: var(--red-dark); font: 900 11px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .12em; }
.steps { margin: 0; padding: 0; list-style: none; display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(3,1fr); border: var(--line); background: var(--white); box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--paper-deep); }
.steps li { min-height: 320px; padding: 28px; border-right: var(--line); }
.steps li:last-child { border-right: 0; }
.step-number { display: block; color: var(--red); font: 900 13px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; }
.steps h3 { margin: 80px 0 14px; font: 900 26px/1.05 Georgia, serif; letter-spacing: -.03em; }
.steps p { margin: 0; color: var(--muted); }

.app-preview { padding: 84px 0 90px; border-top: var(--line); }
.preview-heading { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1.25fr .75fr; gap: clamp(20px, 5vw, 70px); align-items: end; }
.preview-heading h2 { max-width: 820px; margin: 0; font-size: clamp(46px, 6.6vw, 90px); line-height: .9; letter-spacing: -.055em; }
.preview-heading > p { max-width: 430px; margin: 0 0 6px; color: var(--muted); font-size: 17px; }
.preview-collage { display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(12, minmax(0, 1fr)); gap: clamp(14px, 1.8vw, 24px); align-items: start; margin-top: 42px; }
.preview-card { position: relative; min-width: 0; margin: 0; padding: 10px; border: var(--line); background: var(--white); box-shadow: 7px 7px 0 var(--ink); }
.preview-card::before { content: ""; position: absolute; z-index: 2; top: -13px; left: 42%; width: 92px; height: 27px; background: rgba(244,216,74,.78); transform: rotate(-3deg); pointer-events: none; }
.preview-main { grid-column: 1 / span 8; grid-row: 1; transform: rotate(-.8deg); }
.preview-history { z-index: 1; grid-column: 8 / -1; grid-row: 1; margin-top: clamp(70px, 8vw, 115px); transform: rotate(1.4deg); }
.preview-chat-left { grid-column: 2 / span 6; grid-row: 2; margin-top: -28px; transform: rotate(.7deg); }
.preview-chat-right { grid-column: 7 / span 6; grid-row: 2; margin-top: 52px; transform: rotate(-1.1deg); }
.screenshot-crop { border: 1.5px solid var(--ink); background: var(--paper); }
.screenshot-crop img { position: static; display: block; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; height: auto; }
.preview-card figcaption { display: grid; grid-template-columns: auto 1fr; gap: 14px; align-items: baseline; padding: 10px 5px 2px; font: 11px/1.35 ui-monospace, monospace; }
.preview-card figcaption strong { color: var(--red-dark); letter-spacing: .05em; }
.preview-card figcaption span { color: var(--muted); }

.accident-interlude { display: grid; grid-template-columns: .55fr 1.45fr; gap: clamp(24px, 4vw, 56px); align-items: center; padding: 52px 44px; border: var(--line); background: var(--yellow); box-shadow: 9px 9px 0 var(--ink); }
.accident-copy h2 { margin: 0; font: 900 clamp(44px, 5.5vw, 76px)/.9 Georgia, serif; letter-spacing: -.055em; }
.accident-copy > p:last-child { color: #554c27; }
.accident-visual { position: relative; min-width: 0; margin: 0; padding: 4px; }
.accident-visual::before { content: "SO SPILL MOMENT #1080"; position: absolute; z-index: 1; top: -12px; left: 34%; width: 190px; height: 34px; display: grid; place-items: center; background: rgba(255,253,247,.88); color: var(--ink); font: 900 9px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .08em; white-space: nowrap; transform: rotate(-3deg); }
.accident-visual img { display: block; width: 120%; max-width: none; height: auto; margin: -6% 0 -7% -10%; }
.accident-visual figcaption { width: fit-content; margin: -2px 0 0 auto; padding: 6px 9px; border: 1.5px solid var(--ink); background: var(--white); font: 900 9px/1.2 ui-monospace, monospace; transform: rotate(1deg); }

.quote-wall { min-height: 650px; position: relative; padding: 78px 0; border-block: var(--line); }
.wall-intro { max-width: 520px; }
.wall-intro h2 { margin: 0; font-size: clamp(42px,5vw,68px); line-height: .95; }
.wall-intro > p:last-child { color: var(--muted); }
.clipping { position: absolute; width: min(430px,40vw); margin: 0; padding: 30px; border: var(--line); font: 900 clamp(24px,3.2vw,43px)/1.05 Georgia, serif; letter-spacing: -.035em; box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--ink); }
.clipping-red { top: 70px; right: 8%; background: var(--red); color: white; transform: rotate(2.5deg); }
.clipping-yellow { right: 29%; bottom: 85px; background: var(--yellow); transform: rotate(-3deg); }
.clipping-paper { right: 0; bottom: 55px; background: var(--white); transform: rotate(3deg); }
.coffee-cameo { position: absolute; z-index: 1; left: 0; bottom: 28px; width: min(330px, 27vw); margin: 0; padding-inline: 4px; overflow: clip; pointer-events: none; transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.coffee-cameo img { display: block; width: 118%; max-width: none; height: auto; margin: -2% 0 -7% -9%; }
.coffee-cameo figcaption, .repair-scene figcaption, .tow-scene figcaption { width: fit-content; margin: -4px auto 0; padding: 5px 9px; border: 1.5px solid var(--ink); background: var(--yellow); color: var(--ink); font: 900 10px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .04em; transform: rotate(-2deg); }

.privacy-section { display: grid; grid-template-columns: .55fr 1.15fr .8fr; gap: clamp(26px,4vw,60px); align-items: center; padding: 76px 50px; background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper); }
.privacy-mark { width: 190px; aspect-ratio: 1; display: grid; place-items: center; border: 4px double var(--yellow); border-radius: 50%; color: var(--yellow); text-align: center; font: 900 25px/.9 ui-monospace, monospace; transform: rotate(-7deg); }
.privacy-copy h2 { color: var(--white); }
.privacy-copy > p:not(.kicker) { font-size: 17px; }
.privacy-copy .fine-print { color: #bbb5aa; font-size: 12px !important; }
.privacy-list { margin: 0; padding: 0; list-style: none; border-top: 1px solid #5d5b53; }
.privacy-list li { padding: 16px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #5d5b53; font-weight: 800; }
.privacy-list span { margin-right: 14px; color: var(--yellow); font: 800 10px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; }

.feature-section { position: relative; padding: 88px 0; }
.section-heading.compact { max-width: 720px; }
.character-scene { margin: 0; pointer-events: none; user-select: none; }
.character-scene img { display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; }
.phone-scene { position: absolute; z-index: 1; top: 42px; right: 1%; width: clamp(190px, 20vw, 265px); transform: rotate(2deg); }
.phone-scene img { width: 125%; max-width: none; margin-left: -18%; }
.scene-bubble { position: absolute; z-index: 2; top: 8%; right: 72%; width: max-content; max-width: 170px; padding: 9px 12px; border: var(--line); border-radius: 50%; background: var(--white); box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink); font: 900 10px/1.15 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .05em; transform: rotate(-5deg); }
.scene-bubble::after { content: ""; position: absolute; right: -9px; bottom: 4px; width: 16px; height: 12px; border-right: 2px solid var(--ink); border-bottom: 2px solid var(--ink); background: var(--white); transform: skew(28deg) rotate(-20deg); }
.feature-grid { display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(3,1fr); margin-top: 42px; border-top: var(--line); border-left: var(--line); }
.feature-grid article { min-height: 260px; padding: 28px; border-right: var(--line); border-bottom: var(--line); background: rgba(255,253,247,.55); }
.feature-grid article > span { display: block; color: var(--red); font: 900 32px/1 Georgia, serif; }
.feature-grid h3 { margin: 55px 0 10px; font: 900 24px/1 Georgia, serif; }
.feature-grid p { margin: 0; color: var(--muted); }

.pricing-section { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr; gap: 46px; padding: 88px 0; border-top: var(--line); }
.pricing-heading { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1.15fr .85fr; gap: clamp(32px, 6vw, 90px); align-items: end; }
.repair-scene { width: min(100%, 430px); margin: 0 0 -18px auto; padding-inline: 4px; overflow: clip; transform-origin: 50% 85%; }
.repair-scene img { width: 136%; max-width: none; margin: -3% 0 -8% -18%; }
.plans { display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(4, minmax(0, 1fr)); gap: 16px; align-items: stretch; }
.plan { position: relative; min-width: 0; display: flex; flex-direction: column; padding: 26px; border: var(--line); background: var(--white); }
.plan-pro { background: var(--yellow); box-shadow: 7px 7px 0 var(--ink); transform: rotate(.6deg); }
.plan-recommended { background: #fff2ed; border-color: var(--red-dark); box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--red-dark); transform: rotate(-.45deg); }
.plan-tbd { background-image: radial-gradient(rgba(23,23,19,.08) .7px, transparent .7px); background-size: 5px 5px; }
.plan-badge { position: absolute; top: -17px; right: 12px; margin: 0; padding: 7px 9px; border: 1.5px solid var(--ink); background: var(--red); color: white; font: 900 9px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .08em; transform: rotate(2deg); }
.plan-recommended .plan-badge { background: var(--yellow); color: var(--ink); transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.plan-name { margin: 0; font: 900 11px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .1em; }
.price { margin: 25px 0; font: 900 clamp(48px, 5vw, 68px)/.8 Georgia, serif; letter-spacing: -.05em; }
.price-tbd { font-size: clamp(42px, 4.5vw, 58px); letter-spacing: -.02em; }
.price sup { font-size: 30px; }
.plan ul { flex: 1; min-height: 0; margin: 0 0 25px; padding: 20px 0 0; border-top: 1.5px dashed var(--ink); list-style: none; }
.plan li { padding: 7px 0; }
.plan li::before { content: "✓"; margin-right: 9px; font-weight: 900; }
.button-disabled { align-self: stretch; background: var(--paper-deep); color: var(--muted); cursor: default; }

.faq-section { display: grid; grid-template-columns: .7fr 1.3fr; gap: clamp(32px, 6vw, 90px); padding: 82px 0 88px; border-top: var(--line); }
.faq-heading h2 { max-width: 520px; margin: 0; font-size: clamp(44px, 5.5vw, 76px); line-height: .92; }
.faq-heading > p:last-child { max-width: 390px; color: var(--muted); font-size: 17px; }
.faq-list { border-top: var(--line); }
.faq-list details { border-bottom: var(--line); }
.faq-list summary { min-height: 68px; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: space-between; gap: 24px; padding: 15px 4px; cursor: pointer; list-style: none; font: 900 clamp(20px, 2.3vw, 28px)/1.1 Georgia, serif; }
.faq-list summary::-webkit-details-marker { display: none; }
.faq-list summary::after { content: "+"; width: 34px; height: 34px; flex: 0 0 34px; display: grid; place-items: center; border: 1.5px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 50%; background: var(--yellow); font: 900 22px/1 ui-monospace, monospace; }
.faq-list details[open] summary::after { content: "−"; background: var(--red); color: white; }
.faq-list details > p { max-width: 760px; margin: 0; padding: 0 54px 22px 4px; color: var(--muted); font-size: 16px; }

.final-cta { position: relative; overflow: hidden; padding: 88px 18px; text-align: center; background: var(--red); color: white; border-block: var(--line); }
.stamp-dark { margin-inline: auto; border-color: var(--ink); color: var(--ink); background: var(--yellow); }
.final-cta h2 { position: relative; z-index: 1; max-width: 720px; margin-inline: auto; color: white; }
.final-cta > p:not(.stamp) { font-size: 19px; }
.final-cta .button { margin-top: 18px; background: var(--white); color: var(--ink); }
.cat-note { font: 11px/1.4 ui-monospace, monospace !important; }
.tow-scene { position: relative; width: min(470px, 78vw); margin: 38px auto -58px; padding-inline: 4px; overflow: clip; pointer-events: none; transform: rotate(1deg); }
.tow-scene img { display: block; width: 120%; max-width: none; height: auto; margin: -4% 0 -7% -10%; }

.safety-section { display: grid; grid-template-columns: .65fr .9fr 1fr; gap: clamp(24px,3vw,48px); align-items: center; padding: 76px 0; }
.safety-section h2 { font-size: clamp(40px,5vw,68px); }
.safety-visual { position: relative; min-height: 520px; isolation: isolate; }
.helpline-operator { position: absolute; z-index: 0; left: 50%; bottom: 0; width: min(330px, 92%); height: auto; transform: translateX(-58%); }
.operator-caption { position: absolute; z-index: 2; left: -8px; bottom: 5px; width: fit-content; max-width: 190px; margin: 0; padding: 7px 9px; border: 1.5px solid var(--ink); background: var(--yellow); color: var(--ink); font: 900 9px/1.25 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .06em; transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.crisis-phone { position: absolute; z-index: 1; right: -5px; bottom: 12px; width: min(230px, 68%); padding: 10px; border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 24px; background: var(--ink); box-shadow: 6px 7px 0 var(--red); transform: rotate(2deg); }
.crisis-phone::before { content: ""; display: block; width: 45px; height: 5px; margin: 0 auto 9px; border-radius: 999px; background: #69675e; }
.phone-notice { margin: 0 0 8px; color: var(--yellow); text-align: center; font: 900 8px/1.25 ui-monospace, monospace; letter-spacing: .04em; }
.message-bubble { width: fit-content; max-width: 85%; margin: 0 0 10px auto; padding: 9px 11px; border-radius: 14px 14px 3px 14px; background: var(--yellow); color: var(--ink); font: 800 13px/1.3 ui-monospace, monospace; }
.resource-bubble { display: grid; gap: 7px; }
.resource-bubble a { min-height: 44px; display: flex; align-items: center; padding: 8px 10px; border-radius: 4px 14px 14px 14px; background: var(--white); color: var(--ink); font: 700 11px/1.3 ui-monospace, monospace; text-decoration-thickness: 1.5px; text-underline-offset: 2px; }
.safety-copy { padding: 25px; border: 2px solid var(--red-dark); background: #fff2ed; }
.safety-section a { color: var(--red-dark); font-weight: 900; }
.safety-section .resource-bubble a { color: var(--ink); }

footer { width: min(var(--max), calc(100% - 36px)); min-height: 160px; margin: 0 auto; display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 2fr 1fr; align-items: center; gap: 30px; border-top: var(--line); }
footer p { margin: 0; color: var(--muted); font-size: 12px; }
footer p:nth-child(2) { text-align: center; }
.footer-wordmark { font-size: 25px; }
.copyright { text-align: right; font-family: ui-monospace, monospace; }

.reveal-ready .scroll-assemble {
  opacity: 0;
  translate: var(--assemble-x, 0) 30px;
  scale: .975;
  transition: opacity 650ms ease, translate 760ms cubic-bezier(.2,.75,.2,1), scale 760ms cubic-bezier(.2,.75,.2,1);
  transition-delay: var(--assemble-delay, 0ms);
}
.reveal-ready .scroll-assemble.is-assembled {
  opacity: 1;
  translate: 0 0;
  scale: 1;
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: no-preference) {
  .ticker span { animation: ticker 22s linear infinite; }
  .worse-echo-one { animation: worse-hit-one 9s cubic-bezier(.16,.8,.24,1) infinite; }
  .worse-echo-two { animation: worse-hit-two 9s cubic-bezier(.16,.8,.24,1) infinite; }
  .worse-echo-three { animation: worse-hit-three 9s cubic-bezier(.16,.8,.24,1) infinite; }
  .worse-echo-four { animation: worse-hit-four 9s cubic-bezier(.16,.8,.24,1) infinite; }
  .worse-final { animation: worse-final-hit 9s cubic-bezier(.16,.8,.24,1) infinite; }
  .hero h1 em::after { transform-origin: left center; animation: worse-underline 9s ease-in-out infinite; }
  .phone-scene { animation: phone-pace 8s ease-in-out infinite; }
  .phone-scene img { animation: phone-rant 2.4s ease-in-out infinite; transform-origin: 52% 80%; }
  .scene-bubble { animation: bubble-bob 2.4s ease-in-out infinite; }
  .repair-scene { animation: fender-jolt 9s ease-in-out infinite; }
  .coffee-cameo img { animation: coffee-jolt 7.5s ease-in-out infinite; transform-origin: 58% 72%; }
  .tow-scene { animation: phone-after 5.4s ease-in-out infinite; transform-origin: 50% 82%; }
  @keyframes ticker { to { transform: translateX(-100%); } }
  @keyframes worse-hit-one {
    0% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(-12px, 7px) rotate(-7deg) scale(1.75); }
    2%, 5% { opacity: 1; transform: translate(-4px, 2px) rotate(-2deg) scale(1); }
    6%, 100% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(-4px, 2px) rotate(-2deg) scale(.96); }
  }
  @keyframes worse-hit-two {
    0%, 7% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(10px, -6px) rotate(6deg) scale(1.7); }
    9%, 12% { opacity: 1; transform: translate(3px, -1px) rotate(1.5deg) scale(1); }
    13%, 100% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(3px, -1px) rotate(1.5deg) scale(.96); }
  }
  @keyframes worse-hit-three {
    0%, 14% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(-8px, -5px) rotate(-5deg) scale(1.65); }
    16%, 19% { opacity: 1; transform: translate(-2px, -1px) rotate(-1deg) scale(1); }
    20%, 100% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(-2px, -1px) rotate(-1deg) scale(.96); }
  }
  @keyframes worse-hit-four {
    0%, 21% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(9px, 6px) rotate(5deg) scale(1.6); }
    23%, 26% { opacity: 1; transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(1deg) scale(1); }
    27%, 100% { opacity: 0; transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(1deg) scale(.96); }
  }
  @keyframes worse-final-hit {
    0%, 28% { opacity: 0; transform: rotate(-4deg) scale(1.55); }
    31% { opacity: 1; transform: rotate(.8deg) scale(.92); }
    34% { opacity: 1; transform: rotate(-.5deg) scale(1.06); }
    38%, 100% { opacity: 1; transform: rotate(0) scale(1); }
  }
  @keyframes worse-underline {
    0%, 29% { transform: rotate(-2deg) scaleX(.08); opacity: 0; }
    37%, 100% { transform: rotate(-2deg) scaleX(1); opacity: 1; }
  }
  @keyframes phone-pace {
    0%, 100% { transform: translateX(0) rotate(2deg); }
    50% { transform: translateX(-14px) rotate(-1deg); }
  }
  @keyframes phone-rant {
    0%, 100% { transform: rotate(0); }
    50% { transform: rotate(.8deg) translateY(-3px); }
  }
  @keyframes bubble-bob {
    0%, 100% { transform: rotate(-5deg) translateY(0); }
    50% { transform: rotate(-3deg) translateY(-4px); }
  }
  @keyframes fender-jolt {
    0%, 52%, 60%, 100% { transform: rotate(0) translateX(0); }
    54% { transform: rotate(.35deg) translateX(3px); }
    56% { transform: rotate(-.35deg) translateX(-3px); }
    58% { transform: rotate(.2deg) translateX(1px); }
  }
  @keyframes coffee-jolt {
    0%, 44%, 58%, 100% { transform: rotate(0) translateX(0); }
    47% { transform: rotate(-.8deg) translateX(-3px); }
    50% { transform: rotate(.5deg) translateX(2px); }
    53% { transform: rotate(-.25deg) translateX(-1px); }
  }
  @keyframes phone-after {
    0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0) rotate(0); }
    50% { transform: translateY(-3px) rotate(.3deg); }
  }
}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  html { scroll-behavior: auto; }
  .complaint-machine, .tape { transition: none; }
}

@media (max-width: 900px) {
  .site-header { grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; }
  .edition { display: none; }
  .hero, .desk-section, .accident-interlude, .pricing-section { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .hero { padding-top: 60px; }
  .desk-section, .pricing-section { gap: 32px; }
  .complaint-machine { width: min(580px,95%); min-height: 380px; margin: 15px auto; }
  .steps { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .steps li { min-height: 0; border-right: 0; border-bottom: var(--line); }
  .steps li:last-child { border-bottom: 0; }
  .steps h3 { margin-top: 38px; }
  .preview-heading { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .preview-heading > p { max-width: 620px; }
  .preview-collage { grid-template-columns: repeat(8, minmax(0, 1fr)); }
  .preview-main { grid-column: 1 / span 6; }
  .preview-history { grid-column: 5 / -1; margin-top: 60px; }
  .preview-chat-left { grid-column: 1 / span 4; }
  .preview-chat-right { grid-column: 5 / -1; margin-top: 36px; }
  .accident-interlude { padding: 46px 36px; }
  .quote-wall { min-height: 1020px; }
  .clipping { width: min(430px,65vw); }
  .clipping-red { top: 300px; right: 5%; }
  .clipping-yellow { bottom: 260px; left: 3%; right: auto; }
  .clipping-paper { right: 2%; bottom: 135px; }
  .coffee-cameo { width: 300px; bottom: 0; }
  .privacy-section { grid-template-columns: 1fr 2fr; padding: 70px 35px; }
  .privacy-list { grid-column: 1 / -1; }
  .feature-grid { grid-template-columns: repeat(2,1fr); }
  .section-heading.compact { max-width: calc(100% - 245px); }
  .phone-scene { right: 2%; width: 210px; }
  .pricing-heading { grid-template-columns: 1fr .85fr; gap: 28px; }
  .plans { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr)); gap: 22px 16px; }
  .safety-section { grid-template-columns: .8fr 1.2fr; }
  .safety-copy { grid-column: 1 / -1; }
  .tow-scene { width: min(430px, 70vw); margin: 35px auto -55px; }
}

@media (max-width: 620px) {
  .site-header { width: calc(100% - 24px); min-height: 66px; }
  nav a:not(.nav-cta) { display: none; }
  .hero, .desk-section, .app-preview, .accident-interlude, .feature-section, .pricing-section, .faq-section, .quote-wall, .privacy-section, .safety-section { width: calc(100% - 24px); }
  .hero { min-height: auto; padding: 44px 4px 56px; }
  .hero h1 { font-size: clamp(58px,20vw,88px); }
  .hero-deck { font-size: 16px; }
  .complaint-machine { width: calc(100% - 8px); min-height: 350px; padding: 34px 24px 24px; }
  .complaint-machine::before { display: none; }
  .desk-section, .feature-section, .pricing-section { padding-block: 62px; }
  .desk-section, .pricing-section { gap: 26px; }
  .app-preview { padding-block: 62px; }
  .preview-heading h2 { font-size: clamp(44px, 14vw, 66px); }
  .preview-collage { grid-template-columns: 1fr; gap: 20px; margin-top: 30px; }
  .preview-card { grid-column: 1; grid-row: auto; margin-top: 0; transform: none; }
  .preview-card figcaption { grid-template-columns: 1fr; gap: 3px; }
  .accident-interlude { padding: 38px 20px 30px; }
  .section-heading h2, .pricing-heading h2, .privacy-copy h2, .final-cta h2 { font-size: clamp(40px,13vw,58px); }
  .quote-wall { min-height: auto; padding-block: 58px; display: grid; gap: 15px; }
  .wall-intro { margin-bottom: 25px; }
  .clipping { position: static; width: 94%; font-size: 28px; }
  .clipping:nth-of-type(even) { margin-left: auto; }
  .coffee-cameo { position: static; width: 92%; margin: 28px auto 0; }
  .privacy-section { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding: 52px 24px; }
  .privacy-mark { width: 145px; }
  .privacy-list { grid-column: auto; }
  .section-heading.compact { max-width: 100%; }
  .feature-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .phone-scene { position: relative; top: auto; right: auto; width: min(230px, 68vw); margin: 25px auto 15px; }
  .scene-bubble { left: -18px; right: auto; top: 4%; }
  .feature-grid article { min-height: 220px; }
  .pricing-heading { grid-template-columns: 1fr; gap: 20px; }
  .plans { grid-template-columns: 1fr; gap: 20px; }
  .plan ul { min-height: 0; }
  .plan-pro, .plan-recommended { transform: none; }
  .repair-scene { width: min(100%, 410px); margin: 30px auto 10px; }
  .faq-section { grid-template-columns: 1fr; gap: 28px; padding-block: 62px; }
  .faq-heading h2 { font-size: clamp(42px, 13vw, 58px); }
  .faq-list summary { min-height: 62px; font-size: 20px; }
  .faq-list details > p { padding-right: 38px; }
  .final-cta { padding-block: 68px; }
  .tow-scene { width: min(390px, 92vw); margin: 30px auto -35px; }
  .safety-section { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding-block: 58px; }
  .safety-visual { min-height: 0; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; }
  .helpline-operator { position: relative; left: auto; bottom: auto; width: min(300px, 90%); transform: none; }
  .operator-caption { position: relative; left: auto; bottom: auto; margin: -6px auto 22px; }
  .crisis-phone { position: relative; right: auto; bottom: auto; width: min(280px, 100%); margin: 0 auto; }
  .safety-copy { grid-column: auto; }
  footer { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding-block: 35px; text-align: center; }
  footer p:nth-child(2), .copyright { text-align: center; }
}